January 2010
82 posts
“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10 (via slowmotionaccident)
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
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I really should stop eating Pop-Tarts and drinking Starbucks bottled coffee. Too much unnecessary calories in my system, really. OH BUT THE HAPPINESS THEY BRING. Eh.
This 2010, Our Good Filipino Leaders need our...
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Dear Friends, Greetings of peace to all of you! I hope you can spare me just 5 minutes of your precious time. As you may well know, the 2010 National and Local Elections are just a few months away. Many of us are hoping that we will all be able to elect the right leaders for our country. In 2004 and 2007, we saw that this is possible through the inspiring victories of Isabela Gov....
cyber shopping..super spending.
Literally spent the whole night online shopping. Sooner or later, I HAFTA stop clicking add to bag/cart. But I love it. It’s so…convenient. And fun. And addicting. Aside from Filipino food stores online (hahaha), I present to you one of my greatest weaknesses— AAAGGGH. LOVE <3.
Then there’s the excitement of having something delivered that adds to my ecstasy found in...
